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All Season Nine Recipes

Val's Classic Negroni
Equal parts gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth are shaken over ice and strained into a glass, garnished with a twisted orange peel. This perfectly balanced, bittersweet classic is a sophisticated way to toast the birthday guest of honor.

Antipasto Pasta Salad
Fusilli is tossed in an oregano-honey-Parmesan vinaigrette with artichoke hearts, roasted red peppers, olives, fresh mozzarella, salami, and torn basil. This Italian deli-inspired pasta salad is a beach party essential that travels well and tastes even better after the flavors meld.

Chicken Tinga Tacos
Shredded rotisserie chicken is simmered in a smoky pureed sauce of chipotle peppers, tomatoes, and cumin until richly coated, then served in charred tortillas with Cotija, cilantro, and pickled onions. This streamlined tinga uses store-bought rotisserie chicken to deliver big, authentic Mexican flavor on a weeknight timeline.

Fried Clams with Tartar and Cocktail Sauces
Tender clam bellies are dipped in an egg-milk wash, dredged in seasoned corn and all-purpose flour with Old Bay, and fried at 365°F until golden and crispy, served alongside homemade tartar and cocktail sauces. These shore-style fried clams bring authentic New England beach shack flavor to a backyard celebration.

Chicken Fried Rice
Cold rice is stir-fried in sesame oil with ginger, carrots, garlic, peas, and scallions, then combined with soy sauce, scrambled eggs, and sliced grilled chicken. This satisfying one-pan classic transforms leftover chicken and rice into a quick, flavorful weeknight staple.

Honey-Roasted Rainbow Carrots
Baby rainbow carrots are tossed with honey, olive oil, and a pinch of cayenne, then roasted at 375°F until caramelized and finished with bright lemon zest. The naturally colorful carrots become sweet and tender with a subtle kick, making them the most literal expression of the episode's rainbow theme.

Spicy Black Beans
Black beans are simmered with onion, garlic, cumin, chipotle chile powder, cayenne, green chiles, and vegetable broth until thick and deeply seasoned, then topped with fresh cilantro and crumbled Cotija. These smoky, spicy beans are an essential side for any taco spread, adding hearty substance to the SoCal-style feast.

"Bettor" Butter Lettuce Salad with Lemon Shallot Vinaigrette
Tender butter lettuce is tossed with crisp radishes, Persian cucumber, and fresh chives in a bright lemon-Dijon-shallot vinaigrette. This light, refreshing salad offers a clean counterpoint to the richer game night snacks, with a punny name that keeps the betting theme alive.

Raspberry Prosecco Cocktail
Homemade raspberry syrup is combined with fresh lemon juice and topped with chilled prosecco in a champagne flute for a sparkling, rosy sip. This celebratory cocktail ties the meal together, sharing the same raspberry syrup used in the salad for a thoughtful, cohesive menu.

White Chocolate Bark with Pistachios and Dried Cranberries
Tempered white chocolate is spread across parchment and studded with bright green pistachios, ruby-red dried cranberries, and a scattering of flaky sea salt. This simple, no-bake confection delivers a satisfying sweet-salty crunch while adding pops of festive color to the spread.













